Happiness is what i'm striving for

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cedricdigory:

it kind of bothers me that after all this time people still dont understand how sorting works in harry potter

its not necessarily based on the characteristics you possess, its the ones you value, and that my friends is completely different. that is why the sorting hat considers your choice, otherwise why would he bother with your opinion

primary examples would be hermione, wormtail and lockhart

see also: neville


  • salazar:hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
  • helga:shoot
  • salazar:okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
  • rowena:what
  • salazar:like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
  • rowena:its an eagle
  • salazar:okay whatever
  • godric:i dont think uh
  • salazar:it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
  • godric:okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
  • salazar:oh um okay because i kind of uh
  • helga:
  • rowena:
  • godric:
  • salazar:
  • helga:what did you do
  • salazar:NOTHING

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marauders4evr:

thatgirllaurennoel:

ellaalmighty:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

fckyeahkickthepj:

amarriageoftrueminds:

incipientt:

blinding-eclips:

freecocaine:

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

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^ THAT WAS MY EXACT REACTION 

I swear to fucking god tumblr if this is another fucking Spongebob pos-

Oh.

Oh…

i just.

WHY FUCKING WHY IM CRYING RN

I have serious trust issues because of this site, but this time I actually trusted you and… Wow.

So beautiful.

I swear if I’m about to be rickro—oh my….no….I wasn’t ready for this…I’m crying…

(Source: alphageek2011)


How To Make Your Mother Mad; A Guide By marauders4evr And Her Brother

  • My Brother and I:-Talking about a song-
  • Brother:I can't believe that Tony died!
  • Me:Yep. Then she lost her mind.
  • Mom:Who are you talking about?
  • Me:Well...ummm...her name was Lola.
  • Mom:Was?
  • Brother:Yeah, she was a showgirl.
  • Me:She had yellow feathers in her hair.
  • Brother:And a dress that was...ummm...cut down to there...
  • Me:-Laughs at his embarrassment-
  • Mom:What are you talking about?
  • Me:She would meringue
  • Mom:What?
  • Brother:And do the cha-cha
  • Mom:The...huh...?
  • Me:And while she tried to be a star
  • Brother:Tony always tended bar
  • -By now, we're singing-
  • Me:Across the crowded floor
  • Brother:They worked from 8 til 4
  • My Brother and I:They were young and they had each other. Who could ask for more?
  • Mom:Alright, alright.
  • My Brother and I:AT THE COPA! COPACABANA! THE HOTTEST SPOT NORTH OF HAVANA...